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Neti Pot

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Keeping noses clean

for better fortune.

Getting water up your nose sucks. Unless you're using a Neti Pot. Then it's a bit like magic. To convince non-believers, we tapped into the esoteric, summoning a healthy life in one nostril and out the other.

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You are breathing verrrrryyy easy.

We hypnotized people into clearing their nostrils on IG stories.

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I see a gentle stream flowing

through two clear caverns.

We offered booger fortune readings to clear heads worried about any bad boogs in their near future.

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You can be nosey,

but who knows it all?

Then we made a customized Zoltar machine to dispense nose fortunes accompanied with magic crystals, a colorized saline solution for your next ritual.